What is the funniest design joke?
This is one of the funniest design jokes that refer to designer lingo. Every designer loves playing around with their fonts and type and this joke too does the same. This happens when a graphic designer tries to express his love for his lover in his own special design lingo.
What is misunderstanding in design?
A misunderstanding with a client or a heated up argument with them is just another day in the general work life of a designer. Designers are quite used to clients complaining about anything and everything, from the tone of their voices to the tone of their designs. A designer can connect to a client always trying to change everything in their art until its transformed into a regular piece of fitting simplicity.
What is a design sprint?
A Design Sprint is a unique five day process for validating ideas and solving big challenges through prototyping and testing ideas with customers. Only a UX designer can relate to this one of the funniest design jokes and if you are one, go ahead, laugh!
Is a website really done?
For a website designer, a website is never really done! There are always new concepts and graphic design ideas that they will always keep coming up with to better the website further and further. Website designers can find the humor in this joke.
Is user interface funny?
User Interface is sometimes so complex that its often tragic enough to be laughed at. But, never quite funny anymore the second someone starts explaining the technical nitty-gritties of it. This is another great one of the funniest design jokes ever.
Taking the kids out
A husband and wife were discussing what to do with their two kids on the weekend. "They want to go to the zoo and the amusement park" said the wife. "That's too expensive" said the husband. "It'll have to be one or the other." "Well, which do you think?" "Probably Mikey."
Three men shipwreck on an island known for cannibals
As they wander the jungle they are captured by these cannibals and put in a cage. The biggest and ugliest cannibal approaches the cage and says "Now we're fun loving cannibals and we like to play games. We'll give you a chance to escape for our amusement, with one item of your choice. If you get to the beach, then you'll be taken back to society.
Furniture shopping
An old favorite which might bear more than one telling is the one about the lady who visited a furniture store and ask to see a sexual couch. The salesman, masking his amusement, politely asked, Don't you perhaps mean a section couch, madam? No, no, she replied emphatically, I'm sure my interior decorator told me I should have a sexual couch for an occasional piece in the living room..
Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park
They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.
I was at an amusement park with my friends
They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
A russian joke: Some people in Mosow got stuck on a ride at an amusement park!
That entire country is got stuck on a ride! On something between a haunted mansion and a house of funny mirrors!
How to add extra fun during your amusement park ride ?
Carry some extra nuts and bolts with you. as soon as the ride begins, Tap on the shoulder of the guy in front of you. Show them the nuts and bolts and ask "Are these from your seat ? "
What happened to the obese kid in the park?
Obese kid. An elderly man was out for a leisurely walk in the park one day, when he came upon a morbidly obese kid sitting on a park bench. The kid was steadily shoveling candy in his mouth and washing it down with soda. There was a huge pile of candy wrappers on the ground around him.
What did the baby photographer say to the doorbell?
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."
What does the Genie say to the paralegal?
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one." "Me first!" says the paralega ...
How many blocks did a man drive his wife's cat away?
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park... As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
How long did a statue of a man and a statue of a woman stand looking at each other?
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each... A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
